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INTERNATIONAL: Why is Trump trying to stop Ugandans from producing babies in USA?

INTERNATIONAL: Why is Trump trying to stop Ugandans from producing babies in USA?

INTERNATIONAL, UGANDA
Someone told Trump about our cunning trick, our kakodyo where we go to America while pregnant and give birth there so that our children can be American citizens. Some of us do it with all our kids, repeatedly, over and over and over, leading to the following conversation: “Where are you going, Namukasa?” “To Make American children Again.” The child is born in the US and is issued a US birth certificate and the citizenship that comes along with it. After that the parents get on the bus and trundle back home to continue living here until the chaos they were forward-thinking enough to plan against inevitably strikes. Then their child does not have to languish in a refugee camp with the rest of us. That was the plan. But “The United States said it would no longer issue...